You Know You're Obsessed With Sailor Moon If...

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  • You don't mind doing the dishes, becuase then you can pretend you're Sailor Mercury. "SHABON SPRAY!" you cry as you throw a handful of soap bubbles across the kitchen, seriously worrying your parents/roomate/friends/significant other.
  • You spend your every waking moment on the computer building a website dedicated to some aspect of Sailor Moon.
  • You bring the Sailor Moon movies with you when you babsit, hoping the kids will want to play "Sailor Moon make-believe" after watching them. When this happens, you are seriously irritated when you have to play the villain. You would much rather play Sailor Moon!
  • You mess up common sayings in honor of your favorite character, Sailor Venus.
  • You compare every one of your friends to a character from Sailor Moon. Andrea is just like Ami! Jennifer has Rei's temper! Don't you think Ali is just like Makoto?
  • You wonder why "Moon Kingdom Civilization" isn't taught in schools. It would be so much more interesting than "Ancient Civilization"!
  • You refuse to date anyone who does not agree that Sailor Moon is the greatest thing since sliced bread...
  • ...Scratch that. They have to agree that Sailor Moon is the greatest thing ever.
  • You consider converting to Shinto so you can become a shrine madain like Sailor Mars/Rei.
  • You buy or adopt a cat and name him or her Luna/Artemis/Diana.
  • You change your name to a character from Sailor Moon and refuse to answer to anything else.
  • You try to glue a golden crescent moon on your cat's forehead. [Elina]
  • You give weekly lectures about the differences between the anime, manga, and Pretty Guardian versions... [Rona Kino]
  • ...you are actually being paid to give them! [Rona Kino]
  • You are no longer allowed to call the radio station because you kept requestion "Ai no Senshi" twice a day. [Rona Kino]
  • Your sister bring home a cat, and you tell it, "Don't you even think of giving me anything; I have entrance exams next week." [Rona Kino]
  • You have a collection of pictures...that you drew/printed...that numbers in the hundreds/thousands/millions or more. [Kalamara]
  • You insist the radio station play a song the Starlights wrote, or else! [Becky]
  • You start saying "Moon prism power!" hoping to turn into Sailor Moon. [Brittany]
  • You say "Venus beam shower!" in the shower...don't ask. [Gracie]

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